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16 Funny Valentines Day Cards & Poems

Valentine’s Day comes around every single year and usually I wait until the very last second to hurry and make a quick card…..or grab one at the store while grabbing some groceries.  I always have plans to be on top of it and make something a little more clever and funny….but when the day rolls around, I haven’t planned enough.  So this year, I started gathering ideas….so that even if it’s last minute, I will have some favorite ideas ready to go! Because, I’ll admit, the love language between my husband and I is a little on the humorous side. :)

So if any of you want in on the fun….and would like some clever ideas you can share with your Valentine this year, here you go! :)



Your Side/My Side Bed Card via Etsy


Lettuce Grow Old Together via The Kitchn


Look At My Phone Card via Paper Source

Mushy Stuff via Etsy

You’re Just Like Bacon via a Etsy


Let’s Take Things Slow via Meta Picture


Misleading Valentine’s Messages via Inspiring Pretty

I’d Shave My Legs via Etsy


Crazy Cat Lady via Etsy


My Side. Your Side. via Etsy

Rhyming Is Hard via The Meta Picture

You Had Me At… via Etsy

Vitamin Me via Degree Search

You + Me via Goodness


I Think Of You Periodically via Etsy

Don’t Go Bacon My Heart via Paper Source


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Ashley Johnston

Administrator at Make It & Love It
Ashley Johnston is a professional DIY costume maker, sewist, crafter, and owner of Make It & Love It. She is a mom of 5 and a wife to a very patient (with the craft clutter) husband. In case you’re wondering, she always chooses crafting/sewing/designing over mopping/dusting/wiping base boards……but bathrooms/laundry/full bellies are always attended to. Whew!

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